Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince.
What did the dragon say when he saw St. George?
Oh no! Not more canned food!
How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code
What kind of animal goes to a diner
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
No thank you, I am stuffed.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoarse!